Costco, leader of wholesale stores, at this time of year when love is in the air, i want to take a moment and tell you how much you mean to me. You are the greatest of all the wholesale stores; from your scrumptious food court, your great samples, and cheap priced 5x7 hour photos, all the way to your amazing return policy. oh how i love you.
when i turned 18 and could finally get my own card on the Eric Billings Attorney Business account my wallet's card holding slips were made complete. whole summers worth of after surfing meals have been provided by your samples, college houses bare refrigerators have been revived, gas has been filled at cheap prices ($2.07 yesterday!), and now diapers are stockpiled for months at a time. Costco i love you.
Thanks for everything and keep those $1.50 hebrew nationals and a drink coming.
Love your devoted customer-
Yesterday, i brought back my camera of the last two years to costco because it had been having some technical difficulties, and they took it. no questions asked. they gave me a large chunk of money on a costco cash card and let me go buy a new one, a better one mind you, for less than the original one cost. i am a happy camper, it sort of makes the annoyance of everyday life- like velzy barfing again for no apparent reason and our garbage disposal blowing up a little less painful!
first picture on the new camera: